Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day

"Daddy, you have got to come and get me, I'm at Betty's Bakery and we got homicidal baked goods after us."

[answer tomorrow]


Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:

The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (1939) dir. William Dieterle

Quasimodo: "I'm about as shapeless as the man in the moon!"

Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day

"I'm about as shapeless as the man in the moon!"

[answer tomorrow]


Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:

Dead And Breakfast (2004) dir. Matthew Leutwyler

David: "Had I known it was going to feel this good to bash your brains in I would have done it a long time ago."

"Snatching Time" - Watch it now!

Yes, it was shown at the Cannes Film Festival last year, and screened at the Zone Horror Frightfest 2006 . Now, you can watch this, the Director's Cut of "Snatching Time" in the comfort of your own home, thanks to YouTube.

"Snatching Time" is a short Horror/Comedy film - produced, directed, co-written (with Rob Wickings) & edited by Clive Ashenden ("Gunplay"; "The '80s: A Sick Puppy Film") of Sick Puppy Films Ltd.

The Story:

A psychopath forces two victims to compete against each other in his own private gameshow. The loser receives a gruesome death, but what does the winner get? Who will survive - and who or what is Anthea?

The Cast:

Laura Metcalfe – Laura is an accomplished actress, having worked in the theatre and has recently completed work on Patrick Malone's sci-fi short “8%”. Laura also works as a Post Production Producer for M2.

Scott Hinds – a black-belt in numerous marshal arts, Scott started as a stunt performer before moving into acting. His most recent film credits are “Star Wars Episode III – The Revenge Of The Sith”, “Batman Begins” and the short film “Innocent Victim”.

Hugo Myatt – a veteran theatre actor, Hugo received rave notices for his role as in Dr. Frank Bryant in Willy Russell’s “Educating Rita”. His most recent film credit was in Bernard Rose's "Snuff-Movie". He is best known in the UK for his role as Treguard the Dungeonmaster in the long-running cult children’s TV series “Knightmare”.

And keep an eye out for special cameos from Sick Puppies Clive Ashenden and Rob Wickings.

Production History:

"Snatching Time" was originally produced as a competition entry for the Halloween 48 hour film challenge 2005 - where it was short listed as one of the top twenty films. The film was then subsequently re-edited, re-scored and re-mixed, with extra material added to create: "Snatching Time - The Director's Cut". The Director's Cut was accepted into the Cannes Film Festival 2006 and was showcased in the Cannes Short Film Corner. "Snatching Time" was also screened at the Zone Horror Frightfest 2006, to enthusiastic audience reaction.

Find Out More:

See pictures: pics1, pics2, pics3

Read about the making of "Snatching Time": Diaries pt.1, Diaries pt.2

Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day

"Had I known it was going to feel this good to bash your brains in I would have done it a long time ago."

[answer tomorrow]


Friday's Quote Of The Day was from:

Dead Ringers (1988) dir. David Cronenberg

Elliot Mantle: "I've often thought that there should be beauty contests for the insides of bodies."

Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day

"I've often thought that there should be beauty contests for the insides of bodies."

[answer Monday]


Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:

Terror Firmer (1999) dir. Lloyd Kaufman

Audrey Benjamin: "You killed my daddy, you maniacal, media-manipulated, homicidal, hermaphrodite freak of nature!"

Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day

"You killed my daddy, you maniacal, media-manipulated, homicidal, hermaphrodite freak of nature!"

[answer tomorrow]


Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:

Waxwork II: Lost In Time (1992) dir. Anthony Hickox

Scarabis: "Before I kill you, tell me; from where does such reckless impetuosity originate?"
Sarah Brightman: "America!"

Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day

"Before I kill you, tell me; from where does such reckless impetuosity originate?"
"America!"

[answer tomorrow]


Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:

Waxwork (1988) dir. Anthony Hickox

China: "Can't a girl get laid around here without being burned at the stake?"

Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day

"Can't a girl get laid around here without being burned at the stake?"

[answer tomorrow]


Friday's Quote Of The Day was from:

The Swarm (1978) dir. Irwin Allen

Brad Crane: "General, if you use that, nothing will grow out there for the next ten years!"
General Slater: "Why worry about shaving when somebody's going to cut your head off?"

Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day

"General, if you use that, nothing will grow out there for the next ten years!"
"Why worry about shaving when somebody's going to cut your head off?"

[answer Tuesday]


Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:

The Ghost Breakers (1940) dir. George Marshall

Larry Lawrence: "He sees the darkside of everything, he was born during an eclipse."

Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day

"He sees the darkside of everything, he was born during an eclipse."

[answer tomorrow]


Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:

Mimic (1997) dir. Guillermo del Toro

Josh: "This is what I love about my job. I get to travel, see the world, meet new cultures. I mean, it's all bacterial, but, hey, what the f*ck?"

Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day

"This is what I love about my job. I get to travel, see the world, meet new cultures. I mean, it's all bacterial, but, hey, what the f*ck?"

[answer tomorrow]


Friday's Xmas Quote Of The Day was from:

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) dir. Charles E. Sellier Jr.

Billy Chapman: "Mommy, you shouldn't have said that. It's naughty to say bad things about old people. Santa Claus will punish you!"

Sick Puppy's Xmas Quote Of The Day

"Mommy, you shouldn't have said that. It's naughty to say bad things about old people. Santa Claus will punish you!"

[answer Wednesday]


Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:

Empire Of The Ants (1977) dir. Bert I. Gordon

Marilyn Fryser: "I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords."

Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day

"I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords."

[answer tomorrow]


Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:

Final Destination 2 (2003) dir. David R. Ellis

Kimberley Corman: "If Clear was right, that means Nora and Tim are going to be killed by pigeons!"

Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day

"If Clear was right, that means Nora and Tim are going to be killed by pigeons!"

[answer tomorrow]


Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:

Black Christmas (2006) dir. Glen Morgan

Dana Mathis: "I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister... right in her head."

Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day

"I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister... right in her head."

[answer tomorrow]


Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:

The Ninth Configuration (1980) dir. William Peter Blatty

Captain Cutshaw: "The man in the moon tried to f*ck my sister!"

Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day

"The man in the moon tried to f*ck my sister!"

[answer tomorrow]


Friday's Quote Of The Day was from:

Dungeons & Dragons (2000) dir. Courtney Solomon

Elwood Gutworthy: "She's too skinny lad! What you need is a good dwarven woman...with a beard you CAN HANG ON TOO! AHAHAH!"

Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day

"She's too skinny lad! What you need is a good dwarven woman...with a beard you CAN HANG ON TOO! AHAHAH!"

[answer Monday]


Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:

House Of The Dead (2003) dir. Uwe Boll

Rudy: "You did all this to become immortal. Why?"
Castillo: "To live forever!"

Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day

"You did all this to become immortal. Why?"
"To live forever!"

[answer tomorrow]


Yesterday's Sick Puppy Rob's Birthday Quote Of The Day was from:

Dracula 3000 (2004) [TV] dir. Darrell Roodt (and featuring a credit for the birthday boy Rob as 'Digital Negative Timer')

187: "Did I ever tell you how many times I'd see you and want to ejaculate all over your bazonkas? All the times I stayed up late, high as a kite, in the non-gravitational atmosphere, while I stroked my anaconda, and dreamed about your snow-white ass..."

Sick Puppy Rob's Birthday Quote Of The Day

"Did I ever tell you how many times I'd see you and want to ejaculate all over your bazonkas? All the times I stayed up late, high as a kite, in the non-gravitational atmosphere, while I stroked my anaconda, and dreamed about your snow-white ass..."

[answer tomorrow]


Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:

Battle Beyond The Stars (1980) dir. Jimmy T. Murakami

Sador: "Hear me, beings of Akir. I am Sador of the Malmori. I have come with my forces to conquer you. If you resist, I will crush you. I possess a stellar converter, the most powerful weapon in the universe. You cannot resist me. I want your planet to be my colony. Your harvest comes in seven risings of your red giant. I shall return then, and you will accept me as your master. If you do not submit, your planet and all life on it will be burned to ash...YOU ARE MINE!"

Happy 40th Birthday to Sick Puppy Rob!

Mr. Rob Wickings

Happy Birthday Sick Puppy Rob!*** Glad to see you're taking it well.

***Update: Since first posting this item, there have been unconfirmed reports that upon reaching the milestone of his 40th birthday, Rob has plunged headlong into a full-blown midlife crisis...unfortunately, Rob was not available to comment on these reports as he was too busy getting his nipples pierced, dyeing his new mohican hairstyle green and buying a Harley-Davidson motorbike... ;-)