"General, if you use that, nothing will grow out there for the next ten years!"
"Why worry about shaving when somebody's going to cut your head off?"
[answer Tuesday]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
The Ghost Breakers (1940) dir. George Marshall
Larry Lawrence: "He sees the darkside of everything, he was born during an eclipse."
Friday, December 29, 2006
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day
"He sees the darkside of everything, he was born during an eclipse."
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Mimic (1997) dir. Guillermo del Toro
Josh: "This is what I love about my job. I get to travel, see the world, meet new cultures. I mean, it's all bacterial, but, hey, what the f*ck?"
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Mimic (1997) dir. Guillermo del Toro
Josh: "This is what I love about my job. I get to travel, see the world, meet new cultures. I mean, it's all bacterial, but, hey, what the f*ck?"
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day
"This is what I love about my job. I get to travel, see the world, meet new cultures. I mean, it's all bacterial, but, hey, what the f*ck?"
[answer tomorrow]
Friday's Xmas Quote Of The Day was from:
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) dir. Charles E. Sellier Jr.
Billy Chapman: "Mommy, you shouldn't have said that. It's naughty to say bad things about old people. Santa Claus will punish you!"
[answer tomorrow]
Friday's Xmas Quote Of The Day was from:
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) dir. Charles E. Sellier Jr.
Billy Chapman: "Mommy, you shouldn't have said that. It's naughty to say bad things about old people. Santa Claus will punish you!"
Friday, December 22, 2006
Sick Puppy's Xmas Quote Of The Day
"Mommy, you shouldn't have said that. It's naughty to say bad things about old people. Santa Claus will punish you!"
[answer Wednesday]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Empire Of The Ants (1977) dir. Bert I. Gordon
Marilyn Fryser: "I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords."
[answer Wednesday]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Empire Of The Ants (1977) dir. Bert I. Gordon
Marilyn Fryser: "I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords."
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day
"I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords."
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Final Destination 2 (2003) dir. David R. Ellis
Kimberley Corman: "If Clear was right, that means Nora and Tim are going to be killed by pigeons!"
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Final Destination 2 (2003) dir. David R. Ellis
Kimberley Corman: "If Clear was right, that means Nora and Tim are going to be killed by pigeons!"
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day
"If Clear was right, that means Nora and Tim are going to be killed by pigeons!"
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Black Christmas (2006) dir. Glen Morgan
Dana Mathis: "I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister... right in her head."
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Black Christmas (2006) dir. Glen Morgan
Dana Mathis: "I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister... right in her head."
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day
"I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister... right in her head."
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
The Ninth Configuration (1980) dir. William Peter Blatty
Captain Cutshaw: "The man in the moon tried to f*ck my sister!"
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
The Ninth Configuration (1980) dir. William Peter Blatty
Captain Cutshaw: "The man in the moon tried to f*ck my sister!"
Monday, December 18, 2006
Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day
"The man in the moon tried to f*ck my sister!"
[answer tomorrow]
Friday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Dungeons & Dragons (2000) dir. Courtney Solomon
Elwood Gutworthy: "She's too skinny lad! What you need is a good dwarven woman...with a beard you CAN HANG ON TOO! AHAHAH!"
[answer tomorrow]
Friday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Dungeons & Dragons (2000) dir. Courtney Solomon
Elwood Gutworthy: "She's too skinny lad! What you need is a good dwarven woman...with a beard you CAN HANG ON TOO! AHAHAH!"
Friday, December 15, 2006
Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day
"She's too skinny lad! What you need is a good dwarven woman...with a beard you CAN HANG ON TOO! AHAHAH!"
[answer Monday]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
House Of The Dead (2003) dir. Uwe Boll
Rudy: "You did all this to become immortal. Why?"
Castillo: "To live forever!"
[answer Monday]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
House Of The Dead (2003) dir. Uwe Boll
Rudy: "You did all this to become immortal. Why?"
Castillo: "To live forever!"
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day
"You did all this to become immortal. Why?"
"To live forever!"
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Sick Puppy Rob's Birthday Quote Of The Day was from:
Dracula 3000 (2004) [TV] dir. Darrell Roodt (and featuring a credit for the birthday boy Rob as 'Digital Negative Timer')
187: "Did I ever tell you how many times I'd see you and want to ejaculate all over your bazonkas? All the times I stayed up late, high as a kite, in the non-gravitational atmosphere, while I stroked my anaconda, and dreamed about your snow-white ass..."
"To live forever!"
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Sick Puppy Rob's Birthday Quote Of The Day was from:
Dracula 3000 (2004) [TV] dir. Darrell Roodt (and featuring a credit for the birthday boy Rob as 'Digital Negative Timer')
187: "Did I ever tell you how many times I'd see you and want to ejaculate all over your bazonkas? All the times I stayed up late, high as a kite, in the non-gravitational atmosphere, while I stroked my anaconda, and dreamed about your snow-white ass..."
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Sick Puppy Rob's Birthday Quote Of The Day
"Did I ever tell you how many times I'd see you and want to ejaculate all over your bazonkas? All the times I stayed up late, high as a kite, in the non-gravitational atmosphere, while I stroked my anaconda, and dreamed about your snow-white ass..."
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Battle Beyond The Stars (1980) dir. Jimmy T. Murakami
Sador: "Hear me, beings of Akir. I am Sador of the Malmori. I have come with my forces to conquer you. If you resist, I will crush you. I possess a stellar converter, the most powerful weapon in the universe. You cannot resist me. I want your planet to be my colony. Your harvest comes in seven risings of your red giant. I shall return then, and you will accept me as your master. If you do not submit, your planet and all life on it will be burned to ash...YOU ARE MINE!"
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Battle Beyond The Stars (1980) dir. Jimmy T. Murakami
Sador: "Hear me, beings of Akir. I am Sador of the Malmori. I have come with my forces to conquer you. If you resist, I will crush you. I possess a stellar converter, the most powerful weapon in the universe. You cannot resist me. I want your planet to be my colony. Your harvest comes in seven risings of your red giant. I shall return then, and you will accept me as your master. If you do not submit, your planet and all life on it will be burned to ash...YOU ARE MINE!"
Happy 40th Birthday to Sick Puppy Rob!
Happy Birthday Sick Puppy Rob!*** Glad to see you're taking it well.
***Update: Since first posting this item, there have been unconfirmed reports that upon reaching the milestone of his 40th birthday, Rob has plunged headlong into a full-blown midlife crisis...unfortunately, Rob was not available to comment on these reports as he was too busy getting his nipples pierced, dyeing his new mohican hairstyle green and buying a Harley-Davidson motorbike... ;-)
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day
"Hear me, beings of Akir. I am Sador of the Malmori. I have come with my forces to conquer you. If you resist, I will crush you. I possess a stellar converter, the most powerful weapon in the universe. You cannot resist me. I want your planet to be my colony. Your harvest comes in seven risings of your red giant. I shall return then, and you will accept me as your master. If you do not submit, your planet and all life on it will be burned to ash...YOU ARE MINE!"
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Rosemary's Baby (1968) dir. Roman Polanski
Rosemary Woodhouse: "You... you had me while I was out?"
Guy Woodhouse: "It was kinda fun in a necrophile sort of way"
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Rosemary's Baby (1968) dir. Roman Polanski
Rosemary Woodhouse: "You... you had me while I was out?"
Guy Woodhouse: "It was kinda fun in a necrophile sort of way"
Monday, December 11, 2006
Sick Pics from the weekend...
On the occasion of filmmaker & Sick Puppy friend Nick Scott's 30th birthday, I put on my best lounging suit and cravat and set forth with Sick Puppy Graham & Ester in a 1960s catalogue stylee to boogie and drink cocktails...who would survive and what would be left of them?*
*Thanks to the lovely Fiona for the extra pics...
Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day
"You... you had me while I was out?"
"It was kinda fun in a necrophile sort of way"
[answer tomorrow]
Friday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth (1992) dir. Anthony Hickox
The Priest: "You'll burn in hell for this!"
Pinhead: "Burn? Oh, such a limited imagination!"
"It was kinda fun in a necrophile sort of way"
[answer tomorrow]
Friday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth (1992) dir. Anthony Hickox
The Priest: "You'll burn in hell for this!"
Pinhead: "Burn? Oh, such a limited imagination!"
Friday, December 08, 2006
Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day
"You'll burn in hell for this!"
"Burn? Oh, such a limited imagination!"
[answer Monday]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Dune (1984) dir. David Lynch
Paul Atreides: "What's in the box?"
Reverend Mother Mohiam: "Pain."
"Burn? Oh, such a limited imagination!"
[answer Monday]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Dune (1984) dir. David Lynch
Paul Atreides: "What's in the box?"
Reverend Mother Mohiam: "Pain."
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day
"What's in the box?"
"Pain."
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Videodrome (1983) dir. David Cronenberg
Brian O'Blivion: "I believe that the growth in my head - this head - this one right here. I think that it is not really a tumor...not an uncontrolled, undirected little bubbling pot of flesh...but that it is in fact a new organ... a new part of the brain."
"Pain."
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Videodrome (1983) dir. David Cronenberg
Brian O'Blivion: "I believe that the growth in my head - this head - this one right here. I think that it is not really a tumor...not an uncontrolled, undirected little bubbling pot of flesh...but that it is in fact a new organ... a new part of the brain."
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day
"I believe that the growth in my head - this head - this one right here. I think that it is not really a tumor...not an uncontrolled, undirected little bubbling pot of flesh...but that it is in fact a new organ... a new part of the brain."
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
I Was A Teenage Frankenstein (1957) dir. Herbert L. Strock
Prof. Frankenstein: "Speak. I know you have a civil tongue in your head because I sewed it back myself."
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
I Was A Teenage Frankenstein (1957) dir. Herbert L. Strock
Prof. Frankenstein: "Speak. I know you have a civil tongue in your head because I sewed it back myself."
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Last Chance to Vote for our music video: "THE 80S: A Sick Puppy Film"
The online voting part of the Shooting People/Robbie Williams competition closes on Monday December 11th - So if you haven't already watched or voted for our latest film - this is your last chance!
Starring Ashvin-Kumar Joshi and Laura Metcalfe, with Camerawork from Simon Aitken & Graham (no relation to Robbie) Williams, Make up from Ania Gastol, Colour grading by Rob Wickings, Produced by myself and Stephen Cartwright, and Edited and Directed by yours truly.
Entitled - "THE 80S: A Sick Puppy Film" - the completed 5 min 33 second music video can now be viewed online, and IF YOU ARE A http://www.shootingpeople.org/ member YOU CAN VOTE FOR IT.
To view the film:
1) Go to this website address - www.robbiewilliams.com/rudeboxshorts
2) Then from the sidebar choose the "Watch videos and vote" option.
3) Scroll down the list of films until you find - "THE 80S: A Sick Puppy Film".
4) Select the film, and once it's loaded - enjoy!
To VOTE FOR THE FILM:
Sadly, only Shooting People members can vote for my film. You can join by going to the website - http://www.shootingpeople.org/ - but it costs £30! (Although if you are a filmmaker, scriptwriter or actor, I think it's worth the dosh). If you are a member, you need to do the following:
1) Go to the Shooting People website - http://www.shootingpeople.org/
2) Login.
3) You should see a graphic advertising the Robbie Williams competition. Click on 'find out more'.
4) Then from the sidebar choose the 'Watch videos and vote' option.
5) Scroll down the list of films until you find - "THE 80S: A Sick Puppy Film".
6) Select the film, and once it's loaded - enjoy!
7) Then - please vote! You need to give the film a rating between 1 and 5 (5 being the best).
I hope you enjoy the film. Please vote if you are able...
Many Thanks,
Sick Puppy Clive
Starring Ashvin-Kumar Joshi and Laura Metcalfe, with Camerawork from Simon Aitken & Graham (no relation to Robbie) Williams, Make up from Ania Gastol, Colour grading by Rob Wickings, Produced by myself and Stephen Cartwright, and Edited and Directed by yours truly.
Entitled - "THE 80S: A Sick Puppy Film" - the completed 5 min 33 second music video can now be viewed online, and IF YOU ARE A http://www.shootingpeople.org/ member YOU CAN VOTE FOR IT.
To view the film:
1) Go to this website address - www.robbiewilliams.com/rudeboxshorts
2) Then from the sidebar choose the "Watch videos and vote" option.
3) Scroll down the list of films until you find - "THE 80S: A Sick Puppy Film".
4) Select the film, and once it's loaded - enjoy!
To VOTE FOR THE FILM:
Sadly, only Shooting People members can vote for my film. You can join by going to the website - http://www.shootingpeople.org/ - but it costs £30! (Although if you are a filmmaker, scriptwriter or actor, I think it's worth the dosh). If you are a member, you need to do the following:
1) Go to the Shooting People website - http://www.shootingpeople.org/
2) Login.
3) You should see a graphic advertising the Robbie Williams competition. Click on 'find out more'.
4) Then from the sidebar choose the 'Watch videos and vote' option.
5) Scroll down the list of films until you find - "THE 80S: A Sick Puppy Film".
6) Select the film, and once it's loaded - enjoy!
7) Then - please vote! You need to give the film a rating between 1 and 5 (5 being the best).
I hope you enjoy the film. Please vote if you are able...
Many Thanks,
Sick Puppy Clive
Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day
"Speak. I know you have a civil tongue in your head because I sewed it back myself."
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Flesh + Blood (1985) dir. Paul Verhoeven
Steven: "My Father's half-dead. My bride has been captured. And you're babbling on about seedlings?"
[answer tomorrow]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Flesh + Blood (1985) dir. Paul Verhoeven
Steven: "My Father's half-dead. My bride has been captured. And you're babbling on about seedlings?"
Monday, December 04, 2006
Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day
"My Father's half-dead. My bride has been captured. And you're babbling on about seedlings? "
[answer tomorrow]
Friday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Fright Night (1985) dir. Tom Holland
Evil Ed: "He got me, Charley! He bit me! You know what you're gonna have to do now, don't you? Kill me. Kill me, Charley...before I turn into a vampire, and...GIVE YOU A HICKEY!"
[answer tomorrow]
Friday's Quote Of The Day was from:
Fright Night (1985) dir. Tom Holland
Evil Ed: "He got me, Charley! He bit me! You know what you're gonna have to do now, don't you? Kill me. Kill me, Charley...before I turn into a vampire, and...GIVE YOU A HICKEY!"
Friday, December 01, 2006
Sick Puppy's Quote Of The Day
"He got me, Charley! He bit me! You know what you're gonna have to do now, don't you? Kill me. Kill me, Charley...before I turn into a vampire, and...GIVE YOU A HICKEY!"
[answer Monday]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
The Legend Of Hell House (1973) dir. John Hough
Ann Barrett: "What did he do to make this house so evil, Mr. Fischer?"
Benjamin Franklin Fischer: "Drug addiction, alcoholism, sadism, beastiality, mutilation, murder, vampirism, necrophilia, cannibalism, not to mention a gamut of sexual goodies. Shall I go on?"
[answer Monday]
Yesterday's Quote Of The Day was from:
The Legend Of Hell House (1973) dir. John Hough
Ann Barrett: "What did he do to make this house so evil, Mr. Fischer?"
Benjamin Franklin Fischer: "Drug addiction, alcoholism, sadism, beastiality, mutilation, murder, vampirism, necrophilia, cannibalism, not to mention a gamut of sexual goodies. Shall I go on?"
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